Animal Jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A head banger!

                                                                 What is a bear's favourite drink?
                                                                             Koka - Koala!

What did the cat say when he'd lost all his money?
I'm paw!                                    




           What did one flea say to the other flea?
          Shall we walk or take the dog!

                                               Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
                                           Beacuse they have their own scales!

Where do you take a sick mule?
To the horse - pital!         

    What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
             A walkie - talkie!                       

Where do sheep go for a haircut?
To the baa - baas!
    

                     What time is it if an elephant sits on your fence?
                                  Time to get a new fence!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!

                                                     What do you call a crate of ducks?
                                                   A box of quackers!

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the mooooovies!


   What do you get from a cow that jumps up and down?
                               Milkshake!

What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment!

              What do you use to cut a fossil up with?
                    A dino-saw!

                         What kind of snake is good at maths?
                                   An adder!

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
        He toad away!

                                                    What is the strongest animal?
                              A snail. He carries his house on his back!

What do you call a very old ant?
An antique!

                                       What is even smarter than a talking bird?
                                                A spelling bee!

                                                                         What's spotted and bouncy?
                                                                A leopard on a trampoline!

What's little and quick and has 32 wheels?
A spider on roller skates!

                       What pie can fly?
                     A mag - pie!

                                                              How do hens dance?
                                                Chick to chick!

Where do sick wasps go?
To the Waspital!