Christmas Jokes

Why is Rudolph always wet?
Because he's a rain-deer!

                                                                What's a ducks favourite food at Christmas?
                                                                             Christmas quackers!

Why don't reindeer like penguins?
Because they can’t get the wrappers off!



            Who is a cat's favourite person at Christmas?
                                      Santa Paws!



What game do cows like to play at Christmas parties?
Moo-sical chairs!

                                               What is Rudolph favourite day of the year?
                                                                   Red nose day!

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A Snowy Sleighstation!

Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
.... Hanna partridge in a pear tree!




What do you get if a vampire crosses the road with jack frost?
Frost bite!

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus


                       Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?
                                          She had a pumpkin for a coach



What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo